Be Humble....

I believe we must not be wise and prudent according to the flesh. Rather, we must be simple, humble and pure...#ABlessedWeek#stayhumble

Liberation..

The Critical and liberating dialogue, which presupposes action, must be carried on with the oppressed at whatever the stage of their struggle for liberation. The content of that dialogue can and should vary in accordance with historical conditions and the level at which the oppressed perceive reality.

Peace.

My understanding to a better world really means removing all the negative factors that destroy peace in this world. So peace does not mean just putting an end to violence or to war, but to all other factors that threaten peace, such as discrimination, such as inequality, poverty.

Wisdom

Wisdom comes from paying attention to wise people. Love comes from always striving for the good of others and placing others before oneself. Bravery is developed by simply gritting one’s teeth and with determination crashing through any barrier in one’s way without regard to the circumstances.

Karma

How people treat you is their karma, how you react is yours.

Rich..

Being rich doesn't change your experience in the way you think. The only difference basically is that you don't have to worry about money, food, roof, etc...but all other experiences like emotions, relationships...are the same as anybody's.

Perfume o!!!

Hmmm...they are some Uncles that when you hug them the perfume they used will be doing you to beg them for money..sigh!

Women!

WIFE: Let's play a GAME

HUSBAND: What is the game?

WIFE: If I say the name of a colour, you run to the left wall, if I say the name of a fruit, you run to the right wall.

HUSBAND: Hmmm, sounds interesting; what do I get if I win?

WIFE: Whoever loses has to obey the other person for the rest of their life.

HUSBAND: Wow! I have to win this game!

WIFE: Okay, ready?

HUSBAND: Yes, I'm ready...

WIFE: Here we go:- *Orange!*

HUSBAND has been standing in the same spot for three days figuring out whether she meant a *colour* or a *fruit.*

Moral of the story: Don’t mess with women! Their wayo no get Part Two!!!

The Choices we make.

In this life, we have to make many choices. Some are very important choices. Some are not. Many of our choices are between good and evil. The choices we make, however, determine to a large extent our happiness or our unhappiness because we have to live with the consequences of our choices.

A valuable lesson on Perspective.

A blind girl was so depressed that she couldn't see. The only person she would tolerate is her boyfriend, who was unconditionally devoted to her. One day she said to her boyfriend: if I could see the world we could travel and get married in most beautiful place. Months passed and one day she received a letter in the mail that an eye transplant was available for her...she quickly accepted the surgery. After recovering she opened her eyes and began to see for the first time. She looked up and saw her boyfriend standing there. He asked her, now you can see let's travel the world and get married! A few moments passed, only for the woman to notice he too was blind. Heart broken the woman did not know how to emotionally process it and immediately broke up with her loving boyfriend. A few weeks later she found a letter in her mailbox from her ex-boyfriend that read " The most Beautiful things in life can not be seen, but felt. Take care of my eyes dear, I love you"

If you see the beauty in your surroundings you will always live a happy life.

Word of the day.

Life is not qualified by fluent English, branded clothes or a rich life style!...it is measured by the number of faces who smile when they hear your name!

BREAKING NEWS... On issue of electricity.

Minister of Power - Babatunde Raji Fashola
asked me to tell you that all Power belongs to God...😐

The Interview.

In Ghana, two friends went for an interview... One was educated and the other wasn't, so they agreed to help each other
They agreed that the educated one should go first... And when he comes back, he should give the other answers to all the questions
The first guy's interview started;
QN 1:"When was Ghana's independence?"
GUY 1:"It was supposed to be 1956 but it was postponed to 1957 due to many reasons."
QN 2:"Who brought independence to Ghana?"
GUY 1:"So many participated but it was Kwame Nkrumah who finalised it."
QN 3:"It's believed that in planet mars there is life...is it true?"
GUY 1:"So many say so, but it has not been scientifically proven."
When he left the interview room, he went straight to his uneducated friend and gave him all the answers.
Second guy's interview also started:
QN 1:"When were you born?"
GUY 2:"It was supposed to be 1956 but it was postponed to 1957."
QN 2:"What!! Who is your father?"
GUY 2:"So many parcitipated but it was Kwame Nkrumah who finalised it."
QN 3:"Oh My God!! Are u CRAZY???"
GUY 2:"So many say so but it has not been scientifically proven!"
😳😳

Name wives call their husbands these days based on the amount their husband's give them.

1. A wife who gets N200,000 or N500,000 calls her husband "THE HEAD OF THE HOUSE" in whatever dialect.

2. A wife who gets N100,000 or N150,000 calls her husband "DADDY"

3. A wife who gets N50,000 down to N40,000 calls her husband "HONEY".

4. A wife who gets N20,000 down to N15,000 calls her husband "DARLING".

5. A wife who gets N10,000 down to N5,000 calls the husband by the first son's name like, "PAPA NNEKA".

6. A wife who gets N1,000 down to N500 calls her husband by his name, "UCHENNA".

6.A wife who gets N300 to N50 calls her husband, "WEY YOU"

The Eyes.

A beautiful, sexy good looking lady was sitting next to a guy
inside the plane. The lady said to him, "can you help me to
remove something from my breast?...please".
The exciting young man replied. "Wow! It will be my pleasure;
so what is it"?
The lady answered .... "YOUR EYES"........
Idiot!!!

The Irish Man and the Nigeria Man

An Irish asks a Nigerian, "do u have Jews in your country?"
The Nigerian replies, "Of course we have Jews.
 We have Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Lemon Jews and Apple Jews..etc

Word for the day.

One can't stoop low to call a cow a senior because of the desire for beef.

Facts.

Facts are observations that have been subjected to interpretations based on current knowledge and because knowledge changes, facts can also change.

Happy Sunday.

You can never build a KINGDOM with someone who still craves attention from the village.

Just a drop.

Recently, when I was going to bed after using my bathroom, I started hearing sound of drops of water from the tap in slow successions, but since it was dropping into an empty bucket, I decided to let it be.

But, alas! When I woke up the next morning, around 5am, the bucket was almost full! I was surprised that just drops even in such slow successions could produce that much. I couldn't help it, 'Just drops?!' I questioned rhetorically.

But the following night, I made sure that the tap in my bathroom was locked completely and I checked the bucket and saw that it was empty, though wet. Then I went to sleep.

I guess you already know what I saw the next morning. The bucket was not wet as I had left it, but it was now dry!

Then I realized the importance of a drop and how much difference it can make in all ramifications of one's life compared to a dry tap.

Imagine letting the drops be for a year, I would be scooping with drums at the end of the year!

So, how about that drop of savings?

How about that drop of kindness and love everyday?

How about a drop of reading useful books today and every day?

How about that drop of a verse of the scripture today and every day?

How about that drop of prayer today and every day?

How about a drop of worship today and every day?

How about a drop of step towards your God-given dream today and every day?

How about a drop of giving into your heavenly account?

What virtue and discipline will you start today in little drops?

Never neglect the importance of a drop, for when the harvest time comes, you would have made a big difference.

The Good Samaritan

I have been worried since morning when a delta girl stopped me at computer Village and told me that she is looking for
GOOGLE PLAYSTORE.
I asked her Google Playstore how?..........
She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her neighbour told her to go to Playstore and download a new one. Anyway as a good Samaritan I told her Playstore is no longer working in ikeja but they have relocated to PH I then put her in a bus going to PH... Sebi I try? 😳

Church Worker.

Please I have a question, it's about religion....if you are not a worker in church or you decided not to be a worker in your church but to serve GOD religiously does it mean you will not enter the kingdom of GOD?

Our fathers no go kill us.

I was watching one American
film yesterday night with my
Dad and Mum, as we were
watching the film, a young
boy of my age started romancing
his girlfriend, they kissed each
other and when the guy's hand
crossed the girl's private part, I
looked straight at my dad and
noticed that his eyes had changed,
then I focused my eyes more on the
film even though I knew my dad
wanted me to leave the parlour at
once, I did not care. They were still
kissing, this time hotter, then they
both fell on the bed and the guy
was about to open the girl's brazier.
My Dad looked at me with his red
eyes and shouted
"have you ironed the car? I was like " yes i even put starch"

If women would just keep quiet!

There won't be much wahala in any family.

A wife and husband visited a farm
They saw a bull having sex with a cow
The wife asked the farm manager:
"How many times does a bull have sex per day?"
Manager: "six (6) times a day"
Wife: looks at her husband and says..... "You see!"

Then the husband asked the manager: "You mean six (6) times a day with the same cow?"
Manager:  "No, No, with different cows everyday"
The husband then looks at his wife and says ....
"You see!!!!"

How fight take start sef?

After Service on Sunday, a Wife saw Her Husband sitting quietly in the Church Garden. She got concerned and decided to ask Him.

Wife: Hey Darling, why are you sitting so quietly in the Garden? What is Bothering you?

Husband: I am thinking about the Confession of Our Pastor. It's making Me Uncomfortable.

Wife: What is it?

Husband: The Pastor confessed that He has Slept wth all the Married Women and single Girls in the Church but ONLY one Woman didn't want to Sleep wth Him because She Fears God.

Wife: It must be that Madam Comfort...She's always doing Holy Holy. ...........

Na so Fight begin o.

Conversation between two Igbo Lovers

Omalicha Nwa'm: "Nne You 2 much. Even say I might not be rich, I have no house or shop for Nnewi or Jeeps or be importer like my friend Emeka, but I love you too much and I adore you."
She looked at him with tears in her eyes and hugged him like there is no tomorrow and whispered in his  ear........ : "Okay...tomato Jos'm, Nna if you love me too much, make you introduce me to emeka..😳

The interview.

At a job interview, a fresh graduate was askd how much he would consider for a start-up, he replied, N30m/yr.Then d HR mgr said " wat wld u say to N40m/yr, 6wks paid vacation with 1st class ticket 2 anywhere of ur choice, full medical, full salary/pension, a Range Rover SUV official car, changed every 2yrs, plus driver.Baffled d graduate sat straight up & asked. oga na joke?HR mgr replied: Yes naa, no be u start am...

Gossip.

You don ever dey wer people dey gossip???......I mean... Have you ever been next to people who gossip SOOOOOOO MUCH that you are even scared of leaving the gathering; because you know say if you try am, YOU'RE THE NEXT TOPIC!!!

True Confession.

That sweet moment when the sex is so good and you end up revealing some family secrets...you be like...sweetheart do you know that my grandma is a witch?

Medical Testing Laboratory.

The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes? ""Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking"
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. Where your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's ,  Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks.

"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease (related to memory) and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is"

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward."

Normally, Yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once.""Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

What will you do?

You walk into your room and find your Lover and your best friend under a bed sheet both naked, they see you and shout April fool! You look at the Calender and realizs that indeed the date is April 1st. What would you do?

Domestic Violence.

A husband was having an affair. His wife kept getting more and more suspicious, and finally spoke to her maid about it.

Wife: I have a suspicion that my husband might be having an affair in his office.

Maid: Go on! You're only saying that to make me jealous .....😳

MY FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE .

I had this handsome guy called Ahmed on Facebook that has been convincing me to visit him.

Although I like him but I always tell him that I was very busy (you know now, the initial Shakara).

His profile pictures were always tempting and inviting.

And everything he posted on social media really turned me on in a way that I had never felt before.

So at last I decided to accept Ahmed's invitation.

So I sent him my number and he called immediately to confirm if I was really sure I'd be coming.

We talked for a long time

And later I discovered that he was living not far from my house.

I then said to myself,
"this is a once in a lifetime opportunity".

So I promised to visit him the next saturday.

That was the longest saturday I have ever waited for in my life.

Saturday finally came.

He called me around 7:30am just to confirm if I was indeed coming to his house.

After I had assured him of my coming.

I started to search my wardrobe for my sexiest gown.

I was a bit nervous but excited, you know the excitement and fear you have when you are about to do something you have always planned.

Around 6pm I knocked on his door.

The room was neatly arranged with sweet fragrance taking over the aymosphere, new bed sheets, hand sanitizer, bathing soaps for after..., expensive food and so on

I was dressed very seductively in a tight body hugging silver dress and wore my expensive perfume.

With dashing red
lipstick and a matching red bra peeping from the edges . . .

I was more than happy that I'm finally meeting him.

Hmmmm,  Ladies and gentlemen, see how you are seriously reading this story...😐

I wish you can learn how to read your Bible like this.

You need to change and learn to invest your energy in GODLY things.

And not on the desires of the flesh..

If it were a spiritual message, you wouldn't have read it all the way here...

You see Your life?
May God forgive you all...😐

HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL AGBERO IN LAGOS

 Every discipline or career path has its unique requirements and necessary sacrifices that must be made, the "prestigious" career, popularly called "Agbero" is not left out, here are basic requirements for the esteemed job

1. You must have Oyo origin and intonation, else how do you achieve the agbero-official intonation which pronounces "change" as "senji"

2. Your tribal marks must dwarf the iyana ipaja-Yaba route in length, if you don't have some, go fight with bottles and get some

3. You must be fit, I have never seen an obese agbero, you're expected to run after a thousand danfos a day lest they "load" without paying your due, how do you achieve that in a Yokozuma body?

4. You must have the ability to brag without fight, and fight in case the handshake extends beyond the elbow, an agbero that can not scream on top of his voice looking for fellow agberos to wade into the fight, is that one an agbero?

5. You must have rings on at least two fingers, one spiritual (aluwo, alusare) and the other for fashion (how else do you expect to attract the young lady who sells paraga and opa eyin at the garage?

6. You must have up to 10 cuts from broken bottle and related fights, two must appear on your face region, you've got to let those conductors know you're not new in the game

7. Your lips must be black, dry and torn, jedi, weed and cigarettes must  have visible impacts on your lips

8. Your pronunciation must differ and should be taken from the advance Agbero highway dictionary (AAHD), you must pronounce words in brief, no time for wastage, Oshodi is "Oshod", Iyana iba is "Iyanaba", Iyana ipaja is different however, it's "iyana BAJA", emphasis on "B" replacing "P", same way San Jose sound San Hoes, innit?

9. Your average daily intake of weed must be up to ten sticks for beginners, fifteen for intermediate, twenty for advance etc. Its SI unit of measurement is in STP (sticks per hour)

10. You must have the speed of a cheetah, the stability of an hippo and the swiftness of an eagle, your memory is also important, because there are thousands of buses plying your route daily, how else would you know who has paid or not?
However, deliberately asking even when you're sure a bus has paid is allowed, it's part of the game.

Seest thou an agbero diligent in his duties, he shall stand before urchins and not gentle men!

*By Ilesanmi Iyanu Samuel*

7 MORALS THAT ARE NECESSARY FOR A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP

1. HONEST
You can't date someone who constantly lies to you. If you know your boyfriend fibs about who he hangs out with and how much he loves you, then there's no way your relationship will last. You need to be completely honest with each other if you want things to last. The truth can hurt your heart, but it'll only help your relationship.

2. JUST
You have to be willing to compromise with each other.
If he always lets you get your way, that's great for now, but he's going to end up resenting you.
That's why you need to find a just solution to your problems.
You can't get your way all the time, and he can't get his way all the time.
You need to learn to compromise, so that you're both happy at the end of the day.

3. LOYAL
You can't cheat on your boyfriend.
You can't flirt with other men, either.
If you agree to date someone, then you can't choose when you want to be loyal and when you want to have some fun on the side.
In order to be a good girlfriend, you have to avoid acting on your sexual desires, unless they concern your boyfriend.

4. TRUSTWORTHY
You have to keep the promises that you make to your boyfriend.
If you tell him you'll attend his soccer game, don't back out at the last second.
If he calls you when he's angry, don't tell him you're too busy to talk.
He needs to know that you'll be there for him whenever he needs you.

5. HUMBLE
You need to stay humble.
Even though your boyfriend always compliments you on your beauty, you can't let it go to your head.
If you do, then you'll start acting like you're better than he is.
That's a recipe for disaster, so try to remember that you two are equals.

6. RESPECTFUL
You shouldn't date someone that you don't respect.
You should see the value in the other person and be thankful that they've chosen to spend their precious time with you.
If you don't respect them, then you'll find yourself talking down to them and treating them like they're worthless.
Once that happens, your relationship is as good as over.

7. SELF-CONTROL
It's important to have self-control for a few reasons.
You don't want to end up impulsively kissing a stranger when your man trusts you to be loyal.
You don't want to impulsively yell at your man about how horrible he is when he didn't do anything wrong, either.
You need to be able to control your impulses.
These qualities are important to possess if you want your relationship to last.
Even if they're not important to you, they're probably important to your mate, which means you need to recognize their value.
Is it important for your boyfriend to have these qualities or do they not matter to you?

Don't be discouraged.

You'll be judged, criticized, ridiculed and copied just keep going.....

Can you?

Can a successful Woman date or help a guy without a degree?

Head of a home.

Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will come bk late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes....

#No reply#

"..and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return..."

#No reply#

He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month. I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really???"

Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure u got my first message"

Random Thoughts

I have seen people with money watched their loved ones starve and I have seen the poorest of the poor split their last with a stranger.

Question of Day?

A guy stops by at a hair-dressing saloon close to his house and goes in to buy a drink but meets an old frnd making her hair..at some point they didn't talk for awhile..then sees her at the hairdressing saloon making her hair..they exchanged pleasantries and he decided to have his drink, while he stayed they both didn't talk to each other until the guy decided to leave..they both acted like strangers...
The next day he takes a stroll to get a drink at the same place and finds the lady there again..so he decided to ask the worker there from a distance, if they had a chilled drink..then the old frnd of his asked if she could have a drink too...so he said sure..and this was an oppourtunity for the to ask the lady why she had been cold towards him and all, he also said mayb cuz she was doing really good now for herself that's why she had been acting strange towards him...so she said she would change with a smile on her face😊.....

The question is why did she ask for a drink from that guy, knowing fully well she could afford the drink?

Joke.

A husband wrote a letter to his wife

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife, however, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 years old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight".

When the man came home late that night he found a reply of his letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college.

I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young,virile and like your secretary, he is 18 years old.

You being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference;

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow

THE HUSBAND FAINTED

Relationship Question.

Please I need to ask a question...is it bad for a Man in a relationship with his Woman to let his Woman know he is not comfortable with her having a lot of male friends..especially when she has alot of male friends?

Relationship and Social Media.

Does it matter if a guy who is on social media knowing his lady too is on social media, is okay to like other female's pictures and post and not like any of his woman's pictures and post?

Daily thoughts.

In fairness, how do you Women feel when you call your Man around 1am and you find out your Man's fone is busy and it doesn't go through until 3am...how would you react to this?...#SpeakingForThoseWhoCantAskQuestions

Fake People.

Statistics says most people out there aren't half of what they claim to be....what do you think?

Gradual Process.

A journey begins with a step.

Blessings From GOD.

What's sweet, what's much & what endures are all from God...( In other words all blessings are from God )

Fear.

Fear of the unknown is the greatest enemy to progress.

Encouragement.

The door to success is the one marked KEEP GOING.

Leadership

Not every reader is a leader. But every leader is a reader.

Motivation.

Behind me is infinite power, before me is endless possibility, around me is boundless opportunity.

Proverb.

Even if the calabash carver no longer carves, those already carved will remain.

Humility.

The Loudest One in the room is usually the weakest one..#StayHumble.