Rich..

Being rich doesn't change your experience in the way you think. The only difference basically is that you don't have to worry about money, food, roof, etc...but all other experiences like emotions, relationships...are the same as anybody's.

Perfume o!!!

Hmmm...they are some Uncles that when you hug them the perfume they used will be doing you to beg them for money..sigh!

Women!

WIFE: Let's play a GAME

HUSBAND: What is the game?

WIFE: If I say the name of a colour, you run to the left wall, if I say the name of a fruit, you run to the right wall.

HUSBAND: Hmmm, sounds interesting; what do I get if I win?

WIFE: Whoever loses has to obey the other person for the rest of their life.

HUSBAND: Wow! I have to win this game!

WIFE: Okay, ready?

HUSBAND: Yes, I'm ready...

WIFE: Here we go:- *Orange!*

HUSBAND has been standing in the same spot for three days figuring out whether she meant a *colour* or a *fruit.*

Moral of the story: Don’t mess with women! Their wayo no get Part Two!!!

The Choices we make.

In this life, we have to make many choices. Some are very important choices. Some are not. Many of our choices are between good and evil. The choices we make, however, determine to a large extent our happiness or our unhappiness because we have to live with the consequences of our choices.

A valuable lesson on Perspective.

A blind girl was so depressed that she couldn't see. The only person she would tolerate is her boyfriend, who was unconditionally devoted to her. One day she said to her boyfriend: if I could see the world we could travel and get married in most beautiful place. Months passed and one day she received a letter in the mail that an eye transplant was available for her...she quickly accepted the surgery. After recovering she opened her eyes and began to see for the first time. She looked up and saw her boyfriend standing there. He asked her, now you can see let's travel the world and get married! A few moments passed, only for the woman to notice he too was blind. Heart broken the woman did not know how to emotionally process it and immediately broke up with her loving boyfriend. A few weeks later she found a letter in her mailbox from her ex-boyfriend that read " The most Beautiful things in life can not be seen, but felt. Take care of my eyes dear, I love you"

If you see the beauty in your surroundings you will always live a happy life.

Word of the day.

Life is not qualified by fluent English, branded clothes or a rich life style!...it is measured by the number of faces who smile when they hear your name!

BREAKING NEWS... On issue of electricity.

Minister of Power - Babatunde Raji Fashola
asked me to tell you that all Power belongs to God...😐

The Interview.

In Ghana, two friends went for an interview... One was educated and the other wasn't, so they agreed to help each other
They agreed that the educated one should go first... And when he comes back, he should give the other answers to all the questions
The first guy's interview started;
QN 1:"When was Ghana's independence?"
GUY 1:"It was supposed to be 1956 but it was postponed to 1957 due to many reasons."
QN 2:"Who brought independence to Ghana?"
GUY 1:"So many participated but it was Kwame Nkrumah who finalised it."
QN 3:"It's believed that in planet mars there is life...is it true?"
GUY 1:"So many say so, but it has not been scientifically proven."
When he left the interview room, he went straight to his uneducated friend and gave him all the answers.
Second guy's interview also started:
QN 1:"When were you born?"
GUY 2:"It was supposed to be 1956 but it was postponed to 1957."
QN 2:"What!! Who is your father?"
GUY 2:"So many parcitipated but it was Kwame Nkrumah who finalised it."
QN 3:"Oh My God!! Are u CRAZY???"
GUY 2:"So many say so but it has not been scientifically proven!"
😳😳

Name wives call their husbands these days based on the amount their husband's give them.

1. A wife who gets N200,000 or N500,000 calls her husband "THE HEAD OF THE HOUSE" in whatever dialect.

2. A wife who gets N100,000 or N150,000 calls her husband "DADDY"

3. A wife who gets N50,000 down to N40,000 calls her husband "HONEY".

4. A wife who gets N20,000 down to N15,000 calls her husband "DARLING".

5. A wife who gets N10,000 down to N5,000 calls the husband by the first son's name like, "PAPA NNEKA".

6. A wife who gets N1,000 down to N500 calls her husband by his name, "UCHENNA".

6.A wife who gets N300 to N50 calls her husband, "WEY YOU"

The Eyes.

A beautiful, sexy good looking lady was sitting next to a guy
inside the plane. The lady said to him, "can you help me to
remove something from my breast?...please".
The exciting young man replied. "Wow! It will be my pleasure;
so what is it"?
The lady answered .... "YOUR EYES"........
Idiot!!!

The Irish Man and the Nigeria Man

An Irish asks a Nigerian, "do u have Jews in your country?"
The Nigerian replies, "Of course we have Jews.
 We have Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Lemon Jews and Apple Jews..etc